February 2012
i automatically assume everyone dislikes me unless every individual states otherwise which means you have to tell me yourself that you actually enjoy my presence in order for me to believe that you don’t dislike me how difficult is it to understand that
damonfizzy:
You know what sucks the most about social anxiety? The fact that you back out of things last minute because your mind over thinks it and then your friends get mad at you for it.
yesterday, it was hot as fuck. now it’s fucking cold, very windy and it’s supposed to rain. what the fuck
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wankbankofamerica:
John O’Callaghan walks into the living room where his son looks to be searching for something so he asks, “Hey son, what are you searching for?” His son answers, “I’m looking for-“
John interrupts by screaming, “MISERY, BUT SHE FOUND ME, LYING NAKED ON THE FLOOR,” and rips off his clothes and falls to the ground in a fit of sobs while rolling around whispering, “Stay away,...
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wankbankofamerica:
Lindsay is chatting with one of her friends in the living room, holding Grey, and her friend asks, “So have you been getting much sleep now that Grey is born?”
Lindsay shakes her head, saying, “No, how can I when every night she cries-“
Derek bursts into the room, shrieking, “AND DIES A LITTLE MORE EACH TIME. SAY YOU LOVE ME, NOTHING LEFT INSIDE,” and crumples to the floor...
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i’m sorry, but if you like one direction, i will judge you.
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wankbankofamerica:
Alex Gaskarth walks past his son’s room, where his friend thanks him for helping with his homework. He hears his son say, “Don’t sweat it-“
Alex bursts into the room, yelling at the top of his lungs, “FORGET IT, EVERYTHING IS A-OKAY,” and jumps out of the one story window, sobbing, and runs off down the street only to be found later that night huddled in some bushes at a...
joshfrancheeseburger:
theres this thing i don’t have and it’s called willpower
how amazing would it have been when The Maine were taking pictures of them with the M Wall and you just so happened to be walking by and saw them? i would die right on the pavement and burn because of the scorching Arizona weather.
I just want to go to concerts every single day of...
jasonfreese:
does anyone else have inside jokes with themselves because i know i do
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Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we have the same favorite band.
joshfrancheeseburger:
what if instead of throwing bras at all time low while the played people started throwing crocs
rightathome:
i have a problem where if a guy speaks more than 2 sentences to me then i think he loves me
had a bad fling with a good girl. i was stupid and dumb not giving a HEY! the maine is my fucking jam
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Alex: Give it up for-
Crowd screams
Alex: Wait! Let me finish! I could have said Hitler and make all of you look like assholes
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karlafortomorrow:
It’s times like these where I really want a drum set to learn and practice on. Fuck school, I don’t need the education to be a musician.
omg no doubt i say this every day.
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wankbankofamerica:
Alex Gaskarth is sitting in his living room when his son walks in, “Hey dad, funny how it rained all day-“
“I DIDN’T THINK MUCH OF IT THEN,” Alex screamed while jumping up and running past his son, pushing him as he did, sobbing uncontrollably
everyone in the whole world: so where are you thinking about going to college!?
me: how does one "college"
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wankbankofamerica:
Brendon Urie is walking past the kitchen where Sarah and their son were at the table as she was trying to help him with his math. Sarah says, “You either get it-” Brendon runs into the room, screaming “OR I GUESS YOU WON’T. WHAT DOES IT REALLY MEAN TO GET NOTHING FROM ANYONE” as he flipped over the table and collapsed onto the floor in a fit of sobs
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mikeypartyromance:
it’s cute how band members write songs about girls even though they are all gay
Sister: Why do you always obsess over every new band you find?
Me: Because I have nothing else better to do with my life.
allthesmallnigs:
how does one become a merch girl
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catslikecats:
I feel like I’d probs be dead or slowly dying without bands
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i would show my face, but unfortunately, i’m a hideous troll
mychemicalnachos:
everytime someone types “www” into the address bar, somewhere around the world a kitten dies
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